You won’t be stressing this summer if you’re sipping on this tasty glass of general badassery. The antioxidant loaded in theses blackberries will make sure free radicals aren’t fucking up your day. And the bourbon? YOU EARNED THAT SHIT.
BLACKBERRY BOURBON FIZZ
5 ice cubes
1 shot of bourbon
¾ cup cold ginger ale (none of that high fructose corn syrup, aspartame nonsense either. Get good shit that has fucking ginger root as an ingredient)
¼ cup cold club soda (optional)
Put the blackberries in the bottom of a tall glass and mash them around with a spoon. Keep some big chunks because it looks cool. Add the ice and then the bourbon, ginger ale, and club soda. I like adding club soda because it keeps it tasting refreshing as fuck but you can save some cash and just add more ginger ale. Garnish with fresh basil if you are trying to impress somebody.
Serves 1 but invite a fucking friend, no need to drink alone
We made this for our friend Dara over at Cosmo.com
I would make these for you so you could get your munch on during Phils games.
I often eat pineapple like this and it is the fucking jam. Ditto mango. Holy shit, you haven’t lived until you’ve had mango sprinkled with cayenne - sweet and sour and spicy. It’s a perfect food.
Played 600 times.
Gaslight Anthem - Desire
I would give anything for the touch of your skin. Yes, I would burn here for years up in desire, desire.
I love your laugh.
Dear God, how I love your laugh. And I love making you laugh because I imagine the way your face breaks into this glorious, ecstatic smile and the laughter bubbles up as if emerging from a spring.
I love the fact that my utterly depraved sense of humor makes you laugh. I love the fact that we have inside jokes - shared clips and phrases - that crack us both up and I love the feeling I get when I make you laugh.
I feel like I’ve really accomplished something and my life, for that entire day, is just a little brighter because I made you laugh.
Lanterns in Hua Hin, Thailand
Because I wanted you to see something beautiful today.
Star Wars Filibuster - Animation (by iZacLess)